一个物品一旦发光，总有照不到的地方，人或许是，或许不是，残月在古诗词方面最近过于嚣张，惹得一人喜一人悲。一男同学终于在非班主任课上，换了位置，便拱手把林柔线送到离残月更近的地方，残月不务正事，有感而发，纸条在班里传动，起初几节课后，并无动静，终于大名叫任不拘的男生带着怒气向残月冲过来，所赖大家熟悉了，文人书生倒也有理，稳重行事，残月向林道了歉，仿着过去的“罪己诏”，自己也写了“嘴急招”，残月内心可没有放弃说，笔杆子不动了。
沙中邻近的班级常有自发的活动，于是残月跟各班舞刀弄墨的人才去玩，玩的又是不亦乐乎，浑水摸鱼，又将短文弄成原始型飞行器——纸飞机，从隔壁班窗户飞了进去。突然旁边的班级安静下来，残月觉得不对劲，之后一直安静了下去，于是晚自习下后，残月前去寻找 ，没想到一陌生男生，狠狠将他摁在教室，“指责”了一顿，说是调戏他的女朋友，可怜学生本就很少有懂风趣之人，这么一看，在这沙中重要的地方，“文盲”还是没清理光，那男生一直警告，但不巧的是，学理科的人都危险，也不知谁把这段过程拍了下来，反正摄像头在拍摄过程中，残月没见到。隔天后，学校沸腾，大家都知道那男生为一“肖小之辈”“不肖之徒”，关键残月这人太儒，不肯还手，那名男生从此消失在沙中。残月此后受到同学们的劝谏，变得稳重起来。
叶旷天与班长过来，道：“残月，你学学人家影哥，你看看你，不好好搞学习，学xx什么古人揭榜悬赏，效仿xx什么古人招贤纳士，最后还不是成为了“大字报”，让人家将了你的军。”
残月道：“什么莺歌”
班长道：“齐召影，影鸽，xx，我也嘴瓢了。”
叶旷天道：“你来一下，我给你说——个话。”
“齐召影，影哥，这就有说头了，话说那日，凉凉夜色当中，闪过一个轨迹，其轨迹犹如流星划破天空，一位身穿红袍，发型黝黑而又椭圆，型似面碗，口叼烟嘴，脖戴绿围巾，脚踏滑板车，体态短小精悍，小中有大能量，大中小步伐。超乎想象的人物出现，这是一股及其巨大的影响力，影哥一把将滑板车甩到停车位，激荡的双脚，没等风吹完，就抬进了教室，影哥与石五度都有一个本领，就是闭着眼都能知道面前的文字，此时的其他同学是死活不住到底背了些什么，但影哥不同，一眼就能记住，于是大家在背书，影哥在睡觉。”
“影哥上课于其他同学是完完全全不同的，比如语文课从来不带课本，面前是一片空域。比如数学课只带一根笔，所有计算都在脑海中进行，答案写在课桌上，窗户上，因为窗户透明，所以大家考试看不见答案，只能看课桌，而为了争夺影哥的座位，大家也是使出了挤奶的劲。比如英语课，影哥随没有在国外留过学，但一口地道的英语，地道中夹杂法语，拉丁语，俄语，德语，西班牙语，等等。”
“除了没日语，哦，对了，影哥可是非常爱历史的，凡是见到历史书中有日本的部分，一律烧掉，凡是见到谁表扬日本，立刻马上使出自己钻研自创的功夫，先把对面打残再说。比如物理，影哥物理次次满分，老师上课不管他，他最近好像在研究相对论，量子力学，还有其他的，他坚信他能够超越“顿爷，坦叔，金哥”，成为“影弟”，将来统一物理体系。比如化学，影哥化学课自带黄色标志和骷髅头标志物品，化学老师都怕他，便在有他的课上，免费请他去实验室。”
“比如生物，影哥在生命科学及其医学方面，是有大量论文的，只不过所有人不知道，影哥相信在未来，他的论文更值钱，所以不想发布。影哥其他方面的事迹太多，就不一一列举了。”
残月道：“xx，这么牛x吗。”
“是啊，快成精了。”
“不许成精，是修仙练道，以达天人之境。”
“那也得分境界”
“但是他却破了登天还难的说法”
叶旷天道：“所以给你说，人身边是不简单的，行了，上下一课。据说又是年轻貌美的实习老师，女老师。”
与其他课不一样的是，地理课一看开始，就是又一位叫贺遗香的老师上课，此老师经典师范学校出来的，从上到下，透露经典，但衣服不漏。
有同学议论道：“实习老师似乎上的更为客观，最近的物理课是位叫赛红院的老师上，咬字与我们的老师相比，有大口音，讲课很细致，再没有其他特点，政治是让叫简飘香的老师上了几节课，女老师，说话就是女生特有的声音，同学们喜欢，而且同学们会重复老师最后说的口头禅，很珍贵，很宝贵的一段时间，珍宝也。”
“啥，真包。哪个牌子的，哪个地方造的。真厂还是假厂。”
“什么假厂，那不就是消失的意思吗。”
“人家说的是包夜，对吧，我帮你打电话，嗖的一下，就来了。”
老师道：“同学们，你们要了解的，还有很多，亚洲的，欧洲的，非洲的，美洲的，等等，很多地方的地理。”
“地理老师真猛，去过这么多的地方。”
“那边的几个，思想端正一点，就算二十一世纪，代替地理的那些起来了，这些没有了，消耗了，倒是还能再生产，但没有地理，就完了，陆地没有，你们愿意住海洋吗，这都不清楚吗，继续听课。”
晚自习上，残月见今日的作业都比较少，三下五除二就干完了，好处是自己的字典终于领悟到精髓了，字典也被女同学借走了，这实在好的不得了，他决定去读一读那人的“三”。
“三：
‘Recently, affected, I reviewed some videos of gang leader Qiao and found that Apple\'s concept and spirit are extremely great and unique. Therefore, I briefly recalled my acquaintance with apple.
I used to write some philosophical articles in a foreign language, but they were translated by the hand of objects. My foreign language level is still poor. However, I can still see the basic level of translation.
Today, I want to record my fate with apple. Where I am, there is no strong smell of science and technology. This does not permeate everyone. Therefore, I don\'t think I live in this era. On the contrary, some ancient habits are very satisfactory. When Apple changed the world, I was still playing with mud and cooking wild vegetables with my friends. I was ignorant. Maybe I couldn\'t get around this reason. Without ink, how to communicate with people, how to have courage, how to…
That was when I was in junior high school,My grandfather accidentally got a chance to exchange iPad, so he told me that if he liked it, he picked it up to play. I was stupid because I didn\'t know any big technology company at that time and despised the status of electronic products.Later, due to the lack of knowledge, our family didn\'t even have the most basic non wireless network connection. After the iPad was brought, it was placed in the warehouse for a long time until the new year.
Because at this time, many adults, whether ordinary or not, will sit together. However, the adults here always think that their children can\'t do any big things, and the adults will replace them. Therefore, the iPad is full of dragons and tigers under the use of my uncle. Then, this machine accompanied me for several semesters. The fact is that they can\'t do what I want together.Another holiday, my uncle replaced my iPad with his notebook. In this way, my first experience was over.
I have never been in touch with Apple\'s MAC series. Even when I passed the retail store in college, I was not even sure whether I would meet it through work in the future. On the contrary, I really experienced the charm of the iPhone, its three series and five series, but the three series is someone else\'s, and the five series is flawed, so that I finally dismantled it.I took it to school several times. It happened that my deskmate also used the four series. Interestingly, a few years later, I also used the six series of my classmates several times.
More interestingly, I used my brother\'s seven series. Very interestingly, I opened the eight series box. Of course, X series, I haven\'t used it all the time, but I fantasized about it. 11 series, 12 series, I have used them several times, which is too strange. However, the recent 13 series design is not…
This is the second experience.
The two iPads in recent years, for various reasons, my intersection with them is not eternal, but there is no follow-up. But it is certain that the monotony of music and the luxury of watch may never happen again after my third experience.
The closer my memories are to me, the more they resist…
残月道：“这人还一直喜欢用洋人产的东西”
“什么，那是一种情怀。”
